Punk'd

I really really really hope I'm being punk'd by Ashton Kutcher...but I know I'm not. It seems like regardless of how many new things come into the picture, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE! I'm not mad at YOU, I'm mad at the situations that keep coming up! I just cannot understand how these things keep happening...How many bumps and bruises must I take to make this work? I'm a very understanding person, so how much MORE understanding do I have to be for all this to make sense?

PLEASE GOD, take control over this situation, only You know whats best for us.